And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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