The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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