May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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