What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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