Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
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Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."