honey bunches of taint.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Randomize
