Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(260): View more from Indiana

butt plug

(248): View more from Michigan

anus plug

(260): View more from Indiana

rubbish cock?

(248): View more from Michigan

yes

(260): View more from Indiana

you suck at this game today

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.

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(206): View more from Washington

puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.

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(515): View more from Iowa

I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...

(316): View more from Kansas

Just the budget?

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(913): View more from Kansas

I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom

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(206): View more from Washington

Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.

(952): View more from Minnesota

Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.

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(845): View more from New York

How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar

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