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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.

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  Why? Who won?

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  we don't know. we ran out of oranges.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  WISH UPON A TAMPON

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  They constantly get farther than me.

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  tampons.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.

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• (516): View more from New York

  will barter weed for kareoke machine...

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Ugh he's texting me.

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  Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.

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• (714): View more from California

  She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I feel like I smell like bad decisions

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap

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