you suck at this game today
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
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pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar