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You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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