I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
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Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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