Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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