Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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