Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
It's rum buckets o'clock
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
