High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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