why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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