Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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