What did we do last night that was yellow?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
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he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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