3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
My friends, they love my intelligence
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
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Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
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I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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