hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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