DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
We have started to decorate penises.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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