It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
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4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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