My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
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The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
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I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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