What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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