after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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