i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I FOUND THE LEGS
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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