i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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