Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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