For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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