Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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