You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
