her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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