based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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