I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
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I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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