Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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