There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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