I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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