Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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