You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
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You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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