video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Sext me about skeletons
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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