i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
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He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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