it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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