If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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