He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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