Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
