Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
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You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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