The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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