Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
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