Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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