i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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