He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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