you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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