Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
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I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I smell like Dick and happiness
Randomize