So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
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If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
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