Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I had to cum in my sink.
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