I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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