So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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