I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
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Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
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Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Send help, water and tortillas.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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