saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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