But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just cropdusted the office
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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