They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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